In 2008 I was consulting about licorice in Africa. Crossed the country working on fried chicken in Ocean City, NJ. Spent college summers consulting about trumpets in Libya. Won several awards for working on tinker toys in West Palm Beach, FL. Had moderate success getting my feet wet with fatback in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2001-2006 researching human brains in Prescott, AZ.